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Teeny bopper 

Teeny boppers have existed for decades and still continue to exist as of today. Stereotypically, it is a teen phase that commonly plagues girls around the age of 10 to 16 (or even up to young adulthood). They form one of the most common types of social groups within a school setting.

Teeny boppers are notorious for adopting the most stupid/senseless fads in pop and internet culture, often to an excessive degree. Ten years ago, teeny boppers often gather around in groups and gossip about their fellow female peers, talk about girl-specific things (e.g. makeup) and what's "cool" right now, and show off their materialistic possessions. Today, it is more or less the same with Gen Z, but it is centered more around social media (e.g. group chats, tiktoks, instagram posts).

In nature, they are still the same type of youngsters that generally have an inflated sense of ego, believe they can do whatever they want, and think they have acquired sophisticated adult tastes. They act like they're thots even tho they aren't even fully sexually mature yet.
Bro 1: My first job being a teacher's assistant for a middle school class sucked... These fkin group of teeny boppers? So god damn annoying. Couldn't stand em bragging about how many hearts they have on their tik toks, and do absolute stupid shit to get the attention of other guys in their class. I already had to endure this 9 years ago, not like this again.

Bro 2: Damn dude, that must've been real brutal.
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Teeny Bopper 

All these definitions of a "teeny bopper" are somewhat not correct, but everyone has their own opinion. A teeny bopper does (I guess) listen to pop music or rap for that matter. And they do only like bands/artists for their looks. I know, pretty pathetic if you ask me. The ages of a teeny could be about...10-13? Just an estimated guess. But I don't consider them acting as an "adult", more like a little hyper kid. They have different boyfriends every week or so,talk about boys constantly,"boy crazy" (dont get me wrong, I <3 boys, but I don't talk about them 24 hrs a day and I have tons of better things to think about) care about 'only' how they look, wear tons of makeup not knowing how bad it looks. Wow, notice only they direct teeny boppers to girls. Wonder if they are teeny bopper boys? Whoa, I better stop now. ;-)
Teeny Bopper by Erin June 3, 2004

teeny bopper 

a teen (male or female) usually but not limited to between the ages of 10-15 who hangs out (bops) at the mall for no reason other than to check out other boppers (bops) and usually does not buy anything while at the mall
teeny bopper 1: hey lets go bopping
teeny bopper 2: oh ok lets go, which mall though?
teeny bopper 1: any mall is good we have nowhere to go anyways
teeny bopper 2: alright, make sure to call up bopper 3, 4, 5, and 6 cause we have to go together
teeny bopper by lienad llih March 30, 2011

teeny bopper 

A brainless, ditzy, 'hip and kewl' 14-18 year old girl whom, if considered even slightly hot or attractive, deserves to be: fucked senseless, up down and sideways, multiple times, spanked on the bare ass, (and then dumped on the side of the road) -- by intelligent guys, simply on the basis that these guys are the ones whose teen lives she ruined in high school, when said teeny bopper was in the cheerleading squad, set idiotic and moronic social standards, and wouldn't date them.
Teeny boppers can suck my dick and ride it till the brink of dawn
teeny bopper by mick_oyoyo August 17, 2004

Teeny Bopper 

teeny bopper is a female with small small breasts or boppers
teeny being small and boppers being boobs, small boobed female
Friend: dude that girl has really small boobs
me: thats alright i like teeny boppers
Teeny Bopper by bogebop January 26, 2011

teeny bopper 

Normally asian teens that walk around the mall or downtown just to be seen. They constantly look at their phone knowing they dont have a new message or call(their phone is usually in a holder on their hip). Everything they do revolves around what other people think of them.
John walked around the mall with his friends for three hours without buying anything, he was being a teeny bopper.
teeny bopper by bji16 November 18, 2009

teeny bopper 

Girls age 10 to probably 19,who have ZERO taste in music, clothes, boys, and have NO individuality AT ALL. They like bands like One dickrection just for Harry Styles. Wear narcissistic clothing that says pop star and some other shit like that in glitter. Wear WAAY too much makeup. Basically, teeny boppers suck serious ass.
Teeny bopper :OH myyy gawd, u suck. Ur not invited to my LITTTT party. Normally person: your're a teeny bopper. You can take your party and shove it up your ass.
teeny bopper by not a femminazi October 9, 2016