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Someone “what you do for living?”
Geek “I do T.i.t.s, all day everyday
Someone “Sounds fun I love Tits”
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T.I.P.

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T.I.T.T.I.

T.I.T.T.I. is an acronym for ‘ Too Important To Text It ’ .
We are increasingly dependent on our cell phones and mobile devices to send all kinds of information & messages. Sadly, sometimes people share very personal and touchy information through these devices instead of actually taking the time to meet the other person and talk to them face to face.
It is easier & more convenient, yet totally inappropriate , for people to deliver bad or devastating news through a text message or an email. It is a cheap way of avoiding an actual in-person meeting with the receiver of the information.

A T.I.T.T.I. situation is when the information is simply too serious or too personal to be delivered coldly, through electronic means. It is not always easy, but talking face to face is one of the things that still makes us human. It just shows way more respect towards the other person, and sensitivity towards the situation, to deal with problems one on one.
Dude 1 : ‘ Bro, I heard John wants to break up with Sally after going out with her for two years ! What a bummer ! ’
Dude 2 : ‘ Yeah, I know. He told me about it. I told him to at least man-up & tell her face to face. He owes her at least that much. ’
Dude 1 : ‘ Eehck…. So akward ! ’
Dude 2 : ‘ No choice dude. It’s a T.I.T.T.I. situation man. Too Important To Text It . ’
by Marc.O.C. January 22, 2016
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T.I.W.

acronym for twenty-inch-walkaway. A T.I.W. is a long, unbroken turd produce when consuming large amounts of fiber or taking metamucil.
Got up, had some coffee and then headed straight to the can to lay a T.I.W.
by Werrpiece c/o B. Reilly February 29, 2008
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T.I. handshake

Standing for Thursday Island Handshake, a handshake coined by the native people on thursday island near Australia. it typically involves a local such as a barmaid who reaches up the shorts of a another and gently tugs on the man's penis.
man (unsuspecting): wow this bar is great
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey
by whrb October 16, 2008
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T.I.T's

An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.
Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."
by Davyan August 28, 2007
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t.i.t.

Thai iced tea. So called because it is sweet and milky and you can suck on it all day.
We couldn't leave the studio so we just kept sending the intern out for t.i.t. because we needed refreshment.
by CaptainJanky September 16, 2010
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