swordfighting

pissing in the direction of another guy, mutually

You would not believe what I saw last night when I came home. Billy and Bobby were swordfighting all over the place.

by genna buzz April 4, 2005

Awkward Swordfish

Like the awkward turtle/balloon etc. The person puts one finger above their head like a unicorn horn and their right hand on their hip like a fin. Useful in awkward situations.

(a person you don't really know/like talks to you at a party)
*awkward swordfish*

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx February 24, 2011

electric swordfish

a sex position where the male jerks is penis quickly up and down in the females vagina/butthole

dude I did and electric swordfish last night!

by Hsja May 24, 2014

golden swordfight

A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.

Braden and I got into a golden swordfight last night.

by Waterimono February 28, 2016

dine on swordfish

For a woman to go down on a man who's just fucked her.

I pounded her until she came, and then she wanted to dine on swordfish.

by Hank Flower October 4, 2010

rusty swordfish

fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)

Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.

by squintsbichniggamothafuckas September 7, 2010

swordfish

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period

by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006