shitsleeve

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.

Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?

by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

acid shits

diarrhea-like shit that occurs just hours after taking lsd.

Dude, I was so tweakin last night, but DAMN, I have some crazy acid shits.

by nexuz37 July 26, 2006

I don't give a shits

An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.

"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."

by Gleen707 April 26, 2019

shitshow joe

a man who likes to drink way more then should be possible for a man his size
likes to drink everynight of the week in the dorms
gets drunk and does not remember the next day
never admits to having a limit

you are such a shitshow joe

by biggieV December 16, 2009

dynamite shits

The release of solid waste from the human body by way of the anal cavity. Usually at an unusually rapid rate, resulting in a thunderous release of sound and shit. Often results in a "painting of the bowl," which is a much admired art.

guy1: omg dude, i ate at the new indian place, and i got the dynamite shits

guy2: damn.

by MasterOfThaCrapper January 10, 2011

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

sneaky be's wits

Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.

Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?

by fatbox November 28, 2005