swedish butt plunger

The act of shoving the handle of a plunger into someone's ass while twisting it around and yodeling at the same time.

I totally gave this dude a swedish butt plunger last night.

by DerpyDerpHusky November 1, 2013

Swedish Handy Jay

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.

J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"

by EmpressMe November 13, 2013

Swedish cock

A big sexy hard dick

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...

by Jewkhok May 11, 2018

Swediboo

Individuals obsessed with viking culture, but do not follow it's faith.

A subset of weebs.

James is such a swediboo. Although he's no heathen.

by Jarl Jones August 7, 2020

swenis

a sweaty penis

i had a swenis after practice

by kleenex March 5, 2003

swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015

swestian

Aperson who is Swedish by origin, and also a christian.

Jack: Are you Swedish?
Felix: And Christian, therefore I am a Swestian

by TotallyASwestian November 1, 2017