swedish lunchbox

a suitcase, according to Abe Simpson

Abe: Back then, suitcases were called swedish lunchboxes, of course no one knew about it but me.

by benny_s94 January 11, 2009

Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.

"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"

by wolfparadise June 12, 2009

Swedish Bullet

A green olive soaked with a spirit (usually well over 100 proof) pushed into ones anus with the intent of getting the said person intoxicated at a much faster rate than by ingesting it orally.

Collin was not sober enough to be on the receiving end of a large strap-on, so he demanded a Swedish Bullet to ease the anxiety.

by Swedishchris November 8, 2014

Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.

Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"

by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011

swedish headache

A swedish headache indicates that you are horny. Chiefly used by females.

All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"

by Sir Xar June 12, 2005

Swedish Fish

Soft and chewy candy with flavor that lasts from head to tail.

I would like some Swedish Fish right now, but not as much as I'm fiending some Erin.

by FuzzyMonkey September 24, 2003

Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.

I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.

by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011