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Swedish touchdown

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown
by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018
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Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.
-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"
by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018
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Swedish Bonecrusher

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
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Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.
by Twills March 25, 2011
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Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
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Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.
Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard
by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023
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Swedish Periscope

A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.
Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008
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