Swank

Having a wank but falling asleep before the happy ending. Unless you fail to climax, it is not a swank and you are a lazy fucking lover.

Dale: Mike! Were going to go get bangers and mash.... OH SHIT!
Mike: (Waking up from Swank) What?... What? Oh shit! It happened again...

by Mikeissuperdoop! April 6, 2010

swank

a combination of swank and dank that was started by the one and olny me in Lynnfield, Mass, aka nowhere worth going.

hey man, how was ure weekend?

It was swank!

by chris cavalieri January 13, 2006

Swank

Dank(crappy, old, un origional) swag

dude swank, you wore that outfit like 3 times this week already.

by forshizzle2321 October 25, 2009

swank

A lame, cornball, softie cake. Equivilent to a mark.

U's a f*ckin swank.

by 412 General January 29, 2009

Swank

Swag and dank mixed together

Damn son Payg and Sam are so swank.

by Swankygirl951 June 29, 2013

Swank

A lifestyle in which you are always progressing to be better. A Swank person is someone who is tired of modern society's acceptance of drugs, alcohol, and immorality. They are not mean to people that participate in these things, but try to show them by example that there is a better way to live. They always try to be upbeat and exiting and try lots of new activities. They are polite to women and take them out on dates (actual dates). Swank is the new movement towards a more clean and fun society.

Swank people go on dates, throw real "parties" (no alcohol or drugs, just fun activities), will do things like have bonfires and just enjoy the outdoors.

by The6th April 25, 2011

swank

To wank using your own feces as lubricant, as in a shit wank.

holy shit, that sick fuck is having a swank on my mom's bed.

by Chesta the Cat Molesta September 19, 2005