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Swamp Donkey 

He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.
Swamp Donkey by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023

swamp donkey 

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"
swamp donkey by Guzzy February 5, 2004

Swamp Donkey 

Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.
OMG ain't Sarah a Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey by munterhunter August 28, 2009

Swamp Donkey 

Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.
Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?

Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?

Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...
Swamp Donkey by TR1V1UM- July 7, 2010

Swamp Donkey 

Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
Swamp Donkey by Carp Mojo June 9, 2011

swamp donkey 

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.
swamp donkey by claudia February 27, 2004