anal stretching

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.

Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.

by tdimez October 14, 2013

Doing something

If someone says that their probably jerking off right now.

"Hey bro wanna hang out?" " No doing something right now"

by StemBR November 12, 2021

and now for something completely different

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.

The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

by NeNay July 18, 2005

I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You

The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd

"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"

by Vito R October 22, 2008

something real

Something you want that's gonna ride for u something that will be there for you

Man I juss want something real

by Icy ❄❄❌❗ March 26, 2017

stething

Using a stethoscope on oneself or another. Can or cannot be a sexual act, depending on the individual. Alternating periods of exercise and rest are used to create variations in heartbeat, and noticeable defects such as arrhythmia and heart murmurs are exhibited.

I found out my girlfriend was secretly into stething. Now I don't know if she loves me for me or my M.D.

by Herr_Doktor_Hier August 19, 2011

Something light

Particularly used in the St. Andrews community “something light” means that something or someone is top class or really good. This term can be used in many situations.

Have you heard that new album? It’s something light. That girls head game was something light. My guy those shoes are something light

by Bourgeoise November 11, 2017