he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!
encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!
the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!
the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Get the suckle my rectummug. Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020
Get the Five Knuckle Suckle Shufflemug. by piercemyass November 3, 2013
Get the suckle on my jiggly muffinsmug. i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
Get the Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-munchermug. 
Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.
by George Humphery January 26, 2019
Get the Suckle On My Knucklemug. by ACE FO DAYZ February 27, 2011
Get the Suckle Wucklemug.