suburbia

The greatest mis-allocation of resources ever seen in the entire human history on planet earth.

Also known as: drive in utopia, land of mandatory motoring, national automobile slum, United Parking Lot of America (UPL), or better yet, hell on earth.

Honey, the amount of minorities infiltrating our city has become unbearable. Let's move to suburbia where we can life a live of mindless middle-class American conformity and robotic consumerism. We'll have adorable little children that will contribute to speeding up the destruction of planet earth.

by demonik April 2, 2008

Jesus of Suburbia

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.

Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.

by Rastamick October 23, 2008

Suburbanocrity

The complacent/grateful acceptance of a predetermined lifestyle, which eventually leads to a vivisection of the human spirit, a loss of creativity and original thought, detrimental social conformity, and a need for peer approval rather than the desire to become peerless.

95% of Americans suffer severely from suburbanocrity, evidenced by their acceptance of the nightly news as truth and their desire to believe they cant do any better than their current station in life.

by Sickcero July 27, 2012

Suburban bubble mom

A mother in charge of 3 or more children, drives a mini van, takes her kids to soccer practice, has THAT hair cut, you know? The really short one. Lives in the suburbs and goes to biggby every Wednesday while her kids are at soccer practice to read with her book group and if there is a minor imperfection in her order she WILL ask to speak to the manager.

"Dude your mom is such a suburban bubble mom"
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."

by Canispeaktothemanager February 21, 2019

Get Suburban

to go crazy. Suburban teens are known for their house parties, with plenty of booze and drugs, because theres not much to do in the suburbs. They are allowed to go crazy and disrespect the limits – unlike a club, there are no rules.

Bro I've been bored af lately. Lets get suburban tonight and tu!

by pirianvision January 28, 2015

Suburban Teen Syndrome

The delusion of suburban teens that their life is horrible, their parents are evil, they are entitled to everything without any effort or hard work on their part, and that they are bad asses that can "take" anyone.

Suburban Teen Syndrome (STS):

Teen 1:"My parents are like the worst! they took away my iPhone 4 because i sent out like 10,000 texts. Like seriously, it's only 10,000 texts."

Teen 2: "Really? oh-em-gee. It's not like they have any idea what it's like to have that many friends. And seriously, like they can't afford it! Whatevs".

by Faithmma May 10, 2011