The Sauceman Switch

The act of pulling out and going down on a female when having intercourse when you get close to finishing. This boosts the amount of time you have sex. Used in dire situations to calm down

“Yeah bro I almost finished in 3 minutes but I used the Sauceman Switch and went forever”

by MinusculePine48 March 16, 2021

Doom-Switch

Pronunciation: 'düm-swich
Function: noun

1. The button or switch that an online gaming site toggles on or off, subsequently rigging the game for a particular player.

Note: This term was created by PokerRoom.com player "monkeyzero". TradeMark laws may apply to its usage.

ex. 1. "I was the favorite to win every hand I was in, but I ended up losing my bankroll because they got the Doom-Switch on me."

ex. 2. "I won two hands in a row. I think they turned my Doom-Switch off."

by virus five July 27, 2005

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)

Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"

by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

switching to porn

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

by Nacatac May 15, 2011

Light Switch

A man/woman who is easily turned on or aroused.

The girl saw me naked and was turned on faster than a light switch.

by Serah-xmhmm March 6, 2008

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 February 18, 2011

Saskatchewan Switchblade

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008