Rub the Stub

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.

I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Toe Stub Effect

A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears

(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)

Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?

Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.

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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.

by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013

Bear stub

When somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
It's not long enough to be called a pony tail... it looks more like a bear stub.

"Hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it."

"Oh.. yeah, I can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail."

by forcefate February 7, 2010

Double Stub

When you stub your toe on someone elses toe, in turn stubbing thier toe at the same time.

Damn, I just witnessed a double stub in the locker room, it was funny. They were both hobbling around laughing.

by Man with many words November 6, 2009

ticket stub

in British slang, a tab of paper soaked with LSD.

I was chewin' on a ticket stub

by fratelli March 8, 2007

I hope you stub your big toe

used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6

Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then

by one baked cunt September 19, 2019

Releasing The Stub

The process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one's legs just so, so that one's flacid penis effortlessly dangles from the bottom of one's shorts, all the while entertaining one's high school aged son's friends after dinner. Naturally, one of the friends catches a glimpse, and proclaims Yo Sr. to have been "Releasing the Stub." Not to be overused.

{In a hysterical laughter at an after-party} "Well, you never release the stub Raag. It ain't genetical."

by Pize October 13, 2004