stronk

A: An alternate word for "strong" to be used in more casual and silly scenarios.
B: A word used to describe a brief episode of stupidity in which one is unable to form words properly. Derived from the word "stroke", and is commonly used to substitute the term "brain fart".

A: Why did they make Peter Griffin so stronk when they added him to Fortnite???
B: I'm bringing home cilhi. Cihli. Chilly. Chili. I just had a stronk.

by TheSealDeal January 3, 2024

Stronk

When a guilty person is trying to evade their just desserts, by feigning a dissociative period, or a stroke.
Can be associated with a "Grand mal" or "Bond Stronk"

"I can't officer, I'm shutting down....."
"What do you mean shutting down?"
"I'm having a stronk..."

by Mr-Pods March 28, 2024

stronker

Another word for hard on

The stronker in my sweatpants is clearly visible

by XanSala July 13, 2024

Big stronk

When you're having a stroke and can't pronounce stroke and say big stronk.

That guy had a big stronk

by Onward_Raft May 14, 2020

Dimwit stronzzatina

A ungrateful female that believes she is entitled or superior the significant other in their life.

Woman walks in the door and male that was working on cleaning up behind the Dimwit stronzzatina and has thoroughly cleaned the feces off the tiloilet , picked up dirty clothes on the floor, cleaned dishes that have sat for days all left by female while concurrently restoring the double wide the above female purchased with cash “asis” with not even heat or AC functioning.

by Spqrman November 13, 2022

Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked

Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023