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playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.
Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?
by Plum Phat July 23, 2009
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Domi Strat

A camper/ Only Defence strategy mostly used by only people called Domi
Omg he's such a Domi main, all he used is the Domi Strat
by anonymous January 31, 2021
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Ferrari strategists

The incarnation of people who always drop the ball at the most important moments, think Spurs but for Formula One engineers.

Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.
Ferrari strategists: "Box for Hards"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"
by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 29, 2022
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cinco de stratford

Cinco de Stratford is a wild street party held in conjunction with Cinco de Mayo at the University of Cincinnati. Occuring annually on Stratford Ave, it has become so violent over the years that cars have been burned and police have shut down the street.

It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.
Dude! Cinco de Stratford was so wicked this year that I went to jail and got kicked out of college too!
by M.T. Sanguin September 14, 2008
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stmath

Stmath is a stupid game where a freaking penguin has to get to some stupid level. 100% = you have to do it forever with challenge mode. It takes 1 hour just to solve a problem, you click an answer = 10 hours of solving it. And it cant even jump. WADDLING PROBLEMS?
Teacher: time to do stmath

Student: destroys classroom and throws tantrum
by SoulJem September 1, 2019
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Jason Statham

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018
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strathcona

An elitist organization bent on world domination. See also George Bush.

Basically, this group of people lurk around large cities. The founders were failed experiments from Area 51, and as a result, drinking acid and injecting amphetamines is daily practice. Their last known location was Calgary. News in the underground indicates that sights have been set on Edmonton.
Entrance into the organization follows rigid procedural documentation, with a double brainwash, splitting of the o-ring and gay ass haircuts.

They are characterized by common ideals of shrinking their already pitiful wangs. They are easy to spot, as each one of them has so much crud rammed up their peachholes that nostril dribbling is a common occurence. The leaders are all KKK enthusiasts, and essay writing on the effectiveness of cyanide is a regular routine.

When confronted with a strathcona member, remember to do the following...

1) Start singing ANY song of Celine Dion's. This will put the strathcona cult into a trance, as they dig this music.
2) DON'T play rochambeau with them, THEY HAVE NO BALLS. Plenty of lactate though.
3) Challenge them to anything involving sports, as they are so bent on world domination that sports is a foreign term
4) DO NOT BEND OVER. Serious anal rape will ensue, and you will be recruited for endless work in the name of George Dubya.
5) Call Chuck Norris
6) Your best option, carry a kalishkanov or some other sort of machine gun around.
Normal kid: OMFG!GTFO!!WTF!WTH!
Strathcona cult: Heeheehee! A fresh o-ring!
(Kid is mauled by gang)
Normal kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Member 00018293 joins cult
by H4XX0r May 11, 2006
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