stonking

adjective

(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.

We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.

—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit

by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019

stonk

verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.

I will utterly stonk you up.

by Beware, for I am a stonker! March 22, 2004

stonking

Being completely wasted.

Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.

by stonking January 5, 2010

stonk

To get a boner when excited by fat girls

"Did you see that he was rolling on the bed with that chick"

"EUGH, i saw he got a stonk on"

by Will Yea October 3, 2007

stonk

What you do to a stank.

I stonked her stank all night long.

by stonkinator April 14, 2003

Badonka-stonks

(noun)

Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.

"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"

by garnetinky January 9, 2021

Stonk Donkler

A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.

Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!

by infiltrator June 5, 2009