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stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.
by Prick wicke March 19, 2024
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Drop stolen

When you drop something and a friend picks it up and keeps it even though it belongs to you
I lost my wallet when I was walking to the store but frank was right behind me ,so I'm pretty sure it got drop stolen.
by Brainhacked October 19, 2021
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Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
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Stolen Pride

Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.
“My partner will be here any minute.”

“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”
by Ship Name Creator101 June 4, 2024
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stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
by anonymous October 9, 2023
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stolen taxi

A taxi that is driven by someone other than a Sikh which likely means that it is a stolen taxi.
I ordered a taxi to pick me up, but when the taxi arrived it was driven by a white guy. I called the police and they arrested him since it was stolen taxi.
by bugger-off July 17, 2018
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Stolen Outrage

Outrage felt on behalf of a other group, often stronger than the upset felt by the group itself. (See stolen valour)
Dude, stop stealing other groups problems to get what you want. Thats Stolen Outrage
by StoneColdJ March 2, 2024
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