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digital stimulation

a sexual act in which the hand and/or fingers are used, usualy on the lower regions of a male or female.
i really enjoy my partners digital stimulation, especialy on my balls.
by Kev Nice March 27, 2006
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Stimulus Check

Myth , something that does not exist. A unicorn of sorts. A way for the government to get your updated personal information under the false pretense of you getting something in return.
The IRS promised me a stimulus check but clearly lied.
by FormerIRSagent June 1, 2020
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Stimulus

A $787 billion slush fund used by members of Congress and the Obama Administration to fund projects and organizations without having to separately go on record voting for each appropriation.
Normally it would be political suicide and possibly criminal to use taxpayer dollars to pay off our special interests, but thanks to the stimulus we can claim it saves or creates jobs and call it a day.
by RO191 June 17, 2010
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stimulating the economy

Buying one or more item(s) for over 100 dollars.
Going on a shopping spree and spending more than 200 dollars in the span of 24 hours.
Girl one: You really bought that TV and surround sound?
Girl two: Yeah, I was stimulating the economy on friday
by Little_Minion13 March 8, 2011
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Stimulus Package

Nancy cancelled her plans for the evening, as she would be staying in tonight and watching CNN. Her latest stimulus package had arrived.
by Wisk February 16, 2009
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Stimulus Package

A bill passed in 2009 with the underlying premise that we can borrow money, spend it, and it will make us all richer by "stimulating" the economy such that we can pay it all back and more.

The bill's official name is the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA)", which was a forced compromise between the Democrats who wanted to call it the "You Have to Print Money to Make Money Act" and the Republicans who wanted to call it the "Screw our Children with Massive Debt Act"
Reporter: "President Obama, with unemployment continuing to rise, how do you know that this Stimulus Package is even working?"
Obama: "Because without it, job loss would have been far worse and the economy even more depressed."
Reporter: "Wait, how could you possibly know that?"
Obama: "I have a team of people with impressive credentials that told me so after I told them I didn't like their first answer and to give me another answer or be fired"
Reporter: "But, if we can really 'stimulate' our economy by borrowing future earnings and spending it now, wouldn't it just make sense to do this constantly so that our economy is always 'stimulated' and we all become filthy rich?"
Obama: "I like this reporter - Rahm, add him to my cabinet"
Rahm Emanuel: "Uh, sir, I think he's being sarcastic..."
by FigurinOutLife June 29, 2009
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my package needs a stimulus

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
by BPB 562 February 15, 2009
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