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Stephan Perez

A human being that thinks his thoughts are of the up most importance .He is the supreme being in fact when you his shit talk go screaming out his neck or his actions are the boldest around ! You want to run and grab the camera but somehow the Perez Steven or Stephan is knock the fuck out or running away crying ,before you can even turn on the camera or push record ..
Damm I almost got that video but it was another "Stephan Perez "moment and the mother fucking little bitch was snoring before I could even turn my phone on...was the lame thinking as soon as that cave mans thought got into his head ,and he tried to gey hard less then 60 seconds he was gone in lala land , outcold ,stealing a nap,counting good ideas and it end at one sheep,and him fucking it because he never had another bad ass moment then that his 1 and only im the man moment ,yeah but wasnt it a male sheep?
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Dirty Stephan

When you have sex with your partner while they have Covid (preferably with a 105°+ fever) resulting in a feeling similar to that of a lava lamp
Damn bro i hit my wife with a dirty stephan last night
by Lc214 July 30, 2024
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Stephan and Alex

Stephan and alex are the best married couple! They are both ugly as hell, but a really good match! I hope theses to love birds live forever together!
Stephan: Oh i love you babe
Alex: love you too!
*they make oStephan and Alex live forever together.
by thebestpersonintheworld3645463 September 6, 2022
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Stephan

The most annoying person you will ever meet. Stephan is usually always a nerd a drug addict or an ugly redneck. You do not want to be friends with Stephan because he is very weird and had a small dick
Stephan is the weirds person I’ve ever meet.
by anonymous November 7, 2021
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Stephan

Stephan is someone who will teach you kindness like no other could. He's the type to survive so much hardship and come out of it with only love and kindness in his heart, which can heal any person he lets into his life.
He is funny and has the sweetest laugh and smile, and beautiful sparkly eyes.

He does goofy walks to get you to laugh and tries to spook you in the silliest ways.

He will be the most amazing father one day, and the most compassionate husband.

Don't let a day go by without telling him how much you cherish him and his precious heart.
You never want to lose him, he is one of a kind. Bake him all the cookies and dried fruit cakes he wants, he's worth it.
Girl 1: Why are you smiling?

Girl 2: I just remembered that Stephan exists out there, somewhere.
by FragileHighlander December 14, 2024
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