Steaming Muffler

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.

With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.

by LongDoe September 30, 2011

Steaming Pudding

This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.

Guy: I surprised my girlfriend with "Steaming Pudding" today and she loved it!!!!

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

steaming hot pocket

When someone poops into someone else’s asshole.

Hey David, want to give me a steaming hot pocket tonight? Oh Donnie, you know I love sharing my steaming hot pockets with you!

by Knuxdp January 24, 2018

Stealing

Stealing is putting your butt on someones face

"you can't do that, that's stealing someone elses art."

by Lying September 29, 2018

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

by How1dare1you September 1, 2018

Steaming Turd

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd

1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"

by Killerqueen94 October 3, 2014