AP Stats

1) That thing that seems so far away when you sign up for it the year before, which suddenly hits you in the face like discovering your significant other is pregnant because you haven't been wearing condoms: it seems like a good choice then, but now you aren't so sure. Contains equal parts excruciatingly esoteric Multiple Choice, disturbingly fucked-up Free Response Questions, and the tears of thousands of raped teens. Ranges from AP U.S. History, to AP English, to AP Psychology of a Teenage Serial Killer. It makes me wish I could just drop the class, but then I would have wasted a year of torture and abuse in order to move on through a maze ruled by society's expectations and the demands of my parents that I support them when they retire.
2) The bane of my existence.

1) The unholy trinity of AP Physics, AP Music Theory, and AP English.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.

by T. Rohlin May 31, 2011

stat whore

someone who doesn't give a shit about the team as long as they get their points.

kelsey brockway is a stat whore

by tubtub16 February 26, 2011

Stat whore

In gaming (mainly Counter-strike) when someone is so concerned about their score, they reconnect/rejoin everytime they get killed.

noob stat whore keeps reconnecting

by that one guy! May 10, 2006

nat stat

When a girl has pointy nipples.

Dude, Did you know that chick has some nat stat?

by aaron44 April 1, 2008

Stat out

Slang in Dallas, Tx aka the Triple D
Another word for hoe, whore, or slut.

Guy 1: I had to dump Ashely.
Guy 2: Why ?
Guy 1: She had sex with more than 5 guys while we together
Guy 2: Dang!
Guy 1: Yeah, she was a stat out.

by JiggaJay April 3, 2011

Toughy Stat

A response to a statement of something being "tough", or to using "tough" as an adverb.

1. Jimmy: Man, I just ate that dinner tough!

Joe: Toughy stat!

2. Jane: God, I got this gross spider bite on my toe. It's totes gnar so tough.

Janette: Toughy stat!

by jinxman March 27, 2009

stat whore

A sports fan that judges players and teams based on statistics, and just doesn't look at the whole picture. It's usually the kind of person who thinks Ben Roethlisberger and Eli Manning are overrated, and Phillip Rivers is the best quarterback ever, yet are baffled why Rivers doesn't have a championship. These are the same people who think Kobe Bryant is the greatest basketball ever, but can't seem to explain why the Lakers were so bad without Phil Jackson as coach.

Some have controversial theories about sports teams based on stats, yet fail to ignore basic things like the win-loss column, among other things, or the competency of a coach.

Eli Manning, Ben Roethlisberger and Chauncey Billups all consistently lead their teams to winning seasons and championships, yet the stat whore still thought they were all overrated.

by Jay Samson September 1, 2009