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Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007
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Starsie

Someone who likes both Star Wars and Star Trek. Walks the middle path between both Star Wars and Star Trek and wants Trekkies and Warsies to stop fighting.
I'm not a Trekkie or a Warsie, I'm a Starsie.
by Mystic_Snowfang April 2, 2008
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sparspine

The sparspine is a creatur of fure and squish. They are imaginary for the most part and not related to rodents. Sparspines are seldomly seen, but known to be happy. They have a huge admiration for bubbles and spend a lot of their time procuring and playing with bubbles. Sparspines eat cookies and only few cases have been reported where one ate a cake. In these cases it was supposed the sparspine was confusing the cake for a big and soft cookie.
oh look there is a sparspine eating a cookie.
by mr. sloth February 4, 2010
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starship troopers

Gung ho military enthusiasts taken with TV shit like night sight goggles, smart bombs and robot tanks who don't realize that when they get into the real thing they don't even get enough armor to cover their ass from a 12 year old with a grenade.
by McGyver March 2, 2005
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starship troopers moment

When some random word/movie/phrase that hasn't crossed your mind for years, pops up in multiple unrelated conversations/encounters over a short period of time. produces a strange sensation similiar to deja vu or a glitch in the matrix
Asshat 1: Holy sh1t dude, I've havent seen starship troopers in 4 years, but its come up in different conversations and on the interwebs five times in the last two days!!!....freaky!!1!eleven
Asshat 2: whoa, thats a starship troopers moment!
Asshat 1: indubitably
by mufferfuffer January 21, 2010
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starship

To throw-up or puke from natural causes or drinking too much. It's a more pleasant way of saying throw-up or puke.
James got so drunk last night that he was starshipping in the bathroom for like an hour.
by Carlthegiraffe February 1, 2010
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stashie

A casual term used to refer to a cache of drugs kept by someone for everyday use. Used mostly in Asian cities, although there is a limited use in the USA.
Derr he goes, into d corner. It's stashie time.
by Arxces February 17, 2005
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