Mushroom Stamped

The act of getting a dong slapped on your head

Joe was so drunk I mushroom stmaped his ass

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

slammed shut

to close hard with a bang

The wind blew in through the window and the door slammed shut. She slammed shut the door in his face.

by Maine Mystery Writer November 5, 2013

Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

shammed

One who is affected by the shammer.

This guy at work has shammed me every day this week.I have to pick up his slack now.

by kizan971 July 8, 2014

Slammed Social

Dogging.

Your obsession with plots and crowds And fucking the whole town's a reflection on Slammed Social.

by Originalgameboy August 9, 2016

Slammed

Latin (slammo): English: Most commonly used in the restaurant business.

Definition: To change ones pace. A common example from a leisurely walk to a light stroll.

"How busy were you today Jerry?"

"We were slammed today, I am so exhausted."

"What do you mean?" Asked Sam.

"I was relaxing hardly moving, then all of a sudden I felt like I was running."
"Thanks for clearing that one up."

"Your welcome random guy."

by Marcredii Getsetgo September 30, 2018