Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"
Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.
Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.
That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.
by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010
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Someone who lures his victims into the boot of his SAAB or Volvo with promises of shiny computer equipment going cheap. He then Stabs and buries them in a shallow grave and posts the pictures on social networking sites.
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a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.
b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.
b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.
b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
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Get the stabbin' puppies mug.A noun used to describe shameful or despicable people. they are most commonly known or recognized for frequently and repeatedly" forgetting their wallets or purses". "SCABBY CUNTS" will be constantly needing something or somethings from someone else to achieve their own survival. the very presence of such a scab will commonly cause anger and distrust to surface immediately from within a decent human. they can also be referred to as the second lowest human life form on planet earth. Placing second, only tochild molesters orrapists.
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Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
by NightWind November 8, 2010
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