Mop squeezer

A Queen in a deck of cards.

"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"

by Hyuhlkjahdefndfj November 23, 2009

corn squeezer

Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.

That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!

by gus grumpy August 22, 2008

Orange Squeezer

Placing a balled fist forcibly behind someone's knee and then pushing the calf towards the thigh so it squeezes the hand and greatly annoys and frustrates the recipient.

Rob gave Joanna an orange squeezer and made her cry while she laughed at the same time.

by Coatesai January 10, 2012

Ebenezer squeezer

The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner

Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer

by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Julius Squeezers

The best alternative phrase for some nice boobs

George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."

by lukepook September 19, 2021

Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010