squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)

"When he sat in the cherry pie, I nearly lost my mind! What a great Squat Cobbler!

by elvieandy August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.

Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.

by w. munny August 20, 2016

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.

She has a squat cobbler fetish.

by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.

Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.

by Crafty Trafty August 17, 2016

Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn

God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on

by Zerker161 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

aka

Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.

A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".

A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?

by pondababa September 2, 2016

Squat cobbler

Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.

The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.

by Metroslo August 29, 2016