squamston

High: Personified.

Squamston in July with white paint flecks landing on him:"Is it snowing?"

by munkah January 27, 2004

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

Squamous

term used for someone who is gay

Oh Paul, you're such a squamous!

by swisschick February 19, 2009

Squamous

Scientific term. Often Linked to something such as a pink splotch. In other cases it could mean, a babe and or dude, and or any reproductive organs of the two sexes.

"He met this uber hot chick followed by some major squamous all night long."
"theres too much sausage at this party, we need to find some squamous."
Aw dude, I was changing in the locker room and his squamous popped out

by Dank-roo November 21, 2010

Squamousy

Squamousy the color you turn when you've spent too much time in the tanning bed.

Person 1"Omg look at her! She looks like leather. What color is that anyway? Person 2 "squamousy"

by Kt bear May 24, 2014

squamommies

Plural form of squamommy. A collective terms for young moms living in Squamish BC who crush it at Ironman races and other various extreme sporting events. A squamommy will typically have a wall full of racing bibs from across the world, a full trad rack and always a mountain bike worth over 8k.

I am trying to get back into running, but every time I go out the squamommies blaze past me on the trail.

by moonshine6969 March 20, 2020

squamtakun

a game played with six random balls of different colors and played with five people per side. All players must love penguins. The goal of the game is to be the first person to contain all six balls in one team member's pants. Playing field is infinite in size.

The Incisors rocked The Rocket Pants in the 2007 Squamtakun World Cup.

by donnergot May 2, 2007