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sprouts

to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.
I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019
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sprousesexual

When your deeply in love with cole sprouse.
Cole sprouse is so hot. He turned me sprousesexual. 🥵
by Coleslili January 2, 2021
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Sporters

A "Sporter" is a quicker way of saying a "Sports Player". The way I made this word was that one day, I was at soccer and we had to a dumb mindful crap. Well, we had to make words (dumb, I know, it was a soccer practice) and all I could think of was "sporters". Now our whole soccer team uses that word
Are your children sporters?
by Waffle Noodle March 17, 2021
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alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 12, 2009
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Ball Sprouts

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out
by ghostlyt August 4, 2014
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Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!
Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts
by Matty8472 June 21, 2015
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