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spring fake

The week that, while in school, would have been spring break. Now, instead of rushing to the beaches and drinking Corona, you are stuck working for corporate America.
Employee: "Man, this time last year I was up to my two-piece in spring breakers. Now, I'm stuck filing forms for HR. I hate spring fake."
by missyj March 13, 2009
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Spiggatry

The art in behaving like a spic nigga.
“You saw that big ass fiesta on the spanish side of the hood?”
“Yeah I pulled up to it earlier with Miguel. Whole lotta spiggatry at work. They food mad good though.”
by Fresh Timbs April 20, 2018
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springer gut

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.
Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.
by Barry Levit January 3, 2004
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Springer gut

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.
Hey, poppy seed boy, show us your Springer gut!
by Justin Redman January 3, 2004
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springboks

The National Rugby Union team of the Republic of South Africa.
Also known as the Bokke, amaBokoboko or Springbokke.
The Springboks deserved the Tri-Nations victory against the All Blacks.
by Sameer G December 29, 2006
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Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
by Mon-Star March 23, 2010
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Spring Break '98

An exclamation of exuberance. Something to say when overcome by the joy of the moment, an urge to celebrate with the freedom of youthful independence and total lack of responsibility. It is at once a complete sentence and state of mind.
by Valerie Hurt July 21, 2009
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