spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 6, 2011

spongey bitch

Defined as a whore or a slut.

You see that girl over there? She is such a spongey bitch. She's been known to soak up more nut than planters.

by pgarrett September 16, 2013

Spooge-Mickey

When a male places his testicles atop his partners head making it look like they have mickey mouse ears

"Babe come here and let me give you a Spooge-Mickey"

by Daniel Liketofuck April 8, 2015

Spoogectomy

The efficient and expeditious removal of spooge, cum, jizz, semen or Pearl Cream by means of negative pressure oral evacuation.

“I’m bored. Wanna play ‘Doctor’?”
“Yeah; let’s start with a spoogectomy, Dr Kirby Hoover.”

by Montana Griz November 8, 2021

spoogesicum

It is a type of sperm or cum

Spoogesicum. -Peter Griffin

by spoogesicum August 21, 2022

renal spooge

Renal spooge is the output created by your kidneys when you let a bad bladder infection go untreated. The "spooge" is a thick green discharge that smells vaguely like a combination of shit, cheese and asparagus.

My GF let her UTI go and started leaking renal spooge all over the place.

by Billy Ballsack January 6, 2008

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 7, 2004