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Spontaneous Orgasm

When somebody (male or female) suddenly becomes very happy and begins to shake and make incoherent sexual noises.
Bob: look at that freak over there, what the hell is he doing?

Fred: Dude, he's having a spontaneous orgasm
by George Danforth March 31, 2008
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Spontanuous

Not knowing where to go, but just going. Not knowing what to do, but just doing it. When something out of the blue just happens and there is no other way to explain it. It is a way of life. Instead of wasting time on 'what ifs' and 'should've, could've' and would've' just do it.
Person 1: "Where we going?"
Person 2: "No Idea"
Person 1:"Spontanuous Moment"

Person 1:"Wow, can't believe we just saw a tornado go by"
Person 2:"So Spontanuous"
by TheQuestionMark October 29, 2011
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spota

(Pronounced Spoh-tuh) Stereotype of dumb inner city blacks' slang for supposed to. "Spota get a job. Spota take care of the kids. Spota not break the law."
-Look at all of those spotas on the street. They really need to get a job.
by LittleBlackSambo May 14, 2010
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spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
by oscillation October 23, 2010
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Sponty

A spontaneous gathering of an extended group of friends, usually involving alcohol or some other recreational drug. A sponty is generally organised within a few hours of it starting, so as to not detract from its spontaneity.
What are you guys doing tonight?
Nothing?
Sponty at Clare's place!
by Hectic Sponty Krew March 10, 2008
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spontaneosity

A character trait that concentrates on keying in on a certain idea and throwing in a random amplifier, making better of any situation.
He was on the edge of reblossoming a relationship; all he needed was a little spontaneosity.
The spontaneosity of Football is what entices the crowd.
by Makki Nelson July 26, 2008
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spintart

(noun)
spin - may have a double meaning, as in spinster, and/or difficult, or moody woman, generally past thirty-five, who will place her own logic or, (spintelligence) on any given situation.
tart - may seem provocative and/or promiscuous, but this is a 'spin', or 'put on' because in fact, the exact opposite is true.

So, you have it, spintart.
"Give up because you'll never get anywhere with that wily spintart!"
by Shespirals June 15, 2006
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