Shlinky

Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.

Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

slinky cock

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Slinky player

When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.

Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!

-obversedd

by Obversedd October 18, 2019

extreme slinky

Kicking cinder blocks (or other large, dense, heavy object) down steps.

Preferably performed in the early hours of the morning (3:30am ~ 5:30 am) after a night of heavy drinking. Most often takes place in fraternity houses or other housing facilities where many college aged people live.

You need to stay after meeting so we can discuss an incident that happened last night which we hear is called "extreme slinky".

by Phil1349 June 18, 2008

Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure

Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.

by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014

Russian slinky

The act of putting your penis into someone's ass while they are on rollerskates

I gave alassandra the russian slinky

by Mak19993 November 18, 2020

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013