by professional hoe December 4, 2015
Get the Splenda Bitchmug. by 23232323232 April 5, 2016
Get the Splenda Stepdadmug. A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.
Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
by missybitch April 21, 2017
Get the Splenda daddymug. He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.
by LionBroad December 3, 2016
Get the Splenda Daddymug. by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022
Get the Splenda Babymug. A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments
by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020
Get the Nancy Splendamug. by Jcm89 August 20, 2021
Get the Splenda Daddymug.