speef

The process of dragging your testicles over random objects or terrain. Speefing is very popular in Japan where men will get together and pull their sacks across an assortment of different textured items. People will sometimes involve furry animals or teddy bears and haul their groin from head to tail. This is called beast speefing, or sometimes just beefing.

Speefing got its name from the word "spee" which is traditionally shouted by participants to show their enjoyment of the act. "Spee" is the Japanese word for "smooth"

"Whats Dave doing to your cat?" "Oh, he's just beast speefing it"

by nublar December 10, 2004

splee

Squeal of excitement.

winner:I win..splee!
loser:i like yogurt...

by cat-tron3000 February 2, 2008

spleechless

When you are so speechless that you are too speechless to even say the word speechless.

I am SPLEECHLESS

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 15, 2020

spleen digging

The act of deeply penetrating your partner.

I hope you enjoyed your salad baby because after your dialysis appointment I am going to be spleen digging you all night long.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Eugene O'spleen

Eugene O'spleen is a comic character well loved by millions around the globe. He made his debut in 2009, in the episode "midnight abduction". Since then, his popularity has exploded acros the globe, the second season having been recently released oon october 5 2011. The artist resides in north vancouver, along with his young apprentice who goes under the alias of "Macks".

What's your favorite Eugene O'spleen episode?
Oh, probably "hoovered". I love the sophisticated puns about the Dyson ball.

by Bathtubbargain October 6, 2011

spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.

Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

Spleen Number 1,021

The 1,021 spleen in your body, the ABSOLUTE MODT IMPORTANT spleen in your body. The 1,021 spleen was created/invented/found/founded by The Advertiser of the 10/21 crew. Thus giving it it's name Spleen 1,021. Easily confused with Spleen 73, which Spleen 73 is a very important spleen but not the most important. Remember the 1,021 spleen is in different places than anyone else's (unless you're in "The 10/21 Crew") and you have different amounts of spleens. Spleen 1,021 is the most important spleen for 367 days of the year, and after 34.2 years Spleen 1,021 will kill other spleens that are not important. You may ask "Why is spleen 73 important?" Well there is an easy answer for that, if you take 7+3 it is = to 10, and 7•3 is = to 21; making 10/21. But there is another important spleen you NEED to know about, spleen number 0/2. Why is spleen 0/2 important. If you take the absolute value of 0/2 (write it down and put 0/2 beside each other like it is typed on here, don't put it as a fraction) it equals 10/21, don't believe me. |0/2|... There you go it clearly says 10/21. So that is my story about spleens. Remember GetHyperGetRekt and #Save10/21.

Tyler: (walks in room and pokes Breyer) Why is your Spleen so squishy.

Breyer: I don't know, Spleen Number 1,021 is always squishy.

Tyler: (walks in room holding arm)

Breyer: What's wrong Tyler?

Tyler: Spleen Number 1,021 hurts.

by TenTwentyOne October 29, 2014