Splash Guard 

To put a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before a power poop to eliminate sound and splashback

I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.

Splash Guard by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009

splash drive 

A flash drive that is loaded with bukake/money shot videos.

Hey bro, can I borrow your splash drive. I need some lighter fluid for when I BBQ alone.

splash drive by Tudaan April 16, 2014

Splash Back 

When you take a big crap and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your ass getting you all wet. Usually refered to when your launching Ass Rockets.

Skaz:Im gona go launch some Ass Rockets
Chubbs:Alright, have fun, and watch out for the splashback!

Splash Back by Chubbs March 14, 2004

splash up 

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

splash up by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007

splash down 

when two men's naked wet butts collide

I was in the locker room and had a splash down with a strange man.

splash down by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

Splash pad 

A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.

Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.

Splash pad by Sakaballz January 16, 2011

Splash Mat 

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

Splash Mat by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011