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Permanent Vacation

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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kaiser permanente

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP
"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
by Kp-hater August 17, 2006
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permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!
I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!
by Zale1738 February 18, 2010
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permanentise

(verb, transitive) : To make a secret situation permanent by having made an irrevocable public advertisement revealing its existence
1. Her announcement at the meeting permanentised the fact that she, above others, had been allocated a room for her personal use.

2. To his dismay, she permanentised the relationship by announcing it to all his friends at the party.
by The Word Genie March 1, 2011
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Permanent Friend

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.
Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.
by Kezzzzzzzzz June 15, 2023
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this is permanent

this is permanent

A intense and soul rendering drug capable of liquefying the barriers of this world and it's infinite counterparts to ascend to the cosmos and commune with the heavens. Also used Stephan Hawking and other scientists to fuck with sentient teddy bears.
It's called "Mind Rape."

It's actually pretty mellow.

Well he only had three other batches: Gorilla Panic, They're coming! They're coming! and something called "This Is Permanent."
by Gargleflax May 3, 2018
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permanent marker hair

A head that has been shaved off and written on with permanent marker.
My hair is being such a bitch that i'm guna permanent marker hairerize it! WOOHOOW IM SUCH A GENIUS!! permanent marker hair ROCKS MY GYM SOCKS!!!
by afro girl (aka alex) May 14, 2006
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