Britney Spared 

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

Britney Spared by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Bent over and spanked 

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

Bent over and spanked by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012

Sporked 

When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.

I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.

Sporked by supmannothinchillin February 13, 2009

now you've gone and spanked the monkey 

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

now you've gone and spanked the monkey by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009

Sharked it

A phrase you use when someone ruins the joke after trying to add onto it

Person 1: *says joke*
Person 2: *tries to add onto the joke and kills it*
Person 3: You sharked it you bicundevul

Sharked it by Shistaïnmaster August 28, 2020

Irwin Sparkes 

That awesome fashionable lead singer from The Hoosiers who can hit any note you hit him with. Also known to make a pun or two when appropriate.

'Aw, who's that? He's cool'
'Irwin Sparkes!'

Irwin Sparkes by akaspiderray December 6, 2012

Starked 

See also: getting dicked, getting fucked, screwed... only worse. "STARKED:" For a person To be totally fucked over, screwed, betrayed, deceived, hurt, injured or all manner of imaginable and seemingly unimaginable wickedness befalls the person, especially when the person has acted with integrity, nobly, honorably, justly, kindly, or just all around was a good person with good intentions acting in a respectable, good way, doing the right thing, despite an inkling that doing the wrong thing would be both easier and probably turn out better for them. Taken from the misfortunes of the Stark family in the Game of thrones TV series, and A Song of Ice and Fire book series.

Some Guy: "My friend, against his better judgement, stopped on the side of the road outside newark in a dangerous area to help an elderly woman who was attempting to change a tire the other day."
Some Other Guy: "yeah? That was nice of him. What happened?"
Some Guy: " after he got down on the ground to change the tire, he realized it wasn't flat, that's when six guys jumped him, broke 17 bones, blinded him, crushed his testicles, stole his wallet, his phone, and his car. Turns out his girlfriend who was with him was sleeping with one of the assailants and gave him directions down this backroom so they could mug him... then they used his ID and keys to go to his house, they looted it and burned it to the ground. His girlfriends missing and... and they don't know if he'll make it... they beat him senseless and hes in the ICU."
Some Other Guy: "oh damn son, he got STARKED yo!!! STARKED fuckin' Hard!"
Some Guy: "totally... he was properly Starked.

Starked by Dustinofftheclassics September 4, 2015