Spanner Monkey

When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.

"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"

by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004

wank spanner

Andy M is the prime exaple of one of these.

Oi!! Wank spanner!! You down the pub later??

by Brother of Wankspanner December 9, 2008

wank spanner

mother fucker who is the ultimate arsehole, and no matter how hard he/she trys evrybody will hate. i.e.

joe is a fucking WANK SPANNER

by Shane B January 13, 2004

throw a spanner in the works

Have a huge problem that halts progress.

Thats gonna throw a spanner in the works.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Blue Spanner Gang

Blue Spanner Gang is GM19's mod team name! His amazing moderators do everything to help his chat be more positive and the best ever! All the respects go to Jazza 11, HCZS 1701, Imogen, The Aura Cat and GM19 of course! You guys are the best moderators I have ever seen! Keep being golden as you guys already are :)
Blue Spanner Gang Team

The Aura Cat

Imogen
HCZS 1701
Jazza11

The Blue Spanner Gang are all here

by Allzza August 19, 2021

Sour Ana The Spanner

Sour Ana the spanner: (Ana Gordon) She is that bitch ass sub at Carshalton college who thinks shes fit, smart and sexy but in reality she has the IQ of a tea bag and is wrinkly like 1 aswell.

Marcos: Whos that old women over there walking like shes all hot!?

Raul: ughh! Thats sour Ana the spanner. Here she goes boasting about all her boyfriends again!

Marcos: Ewwww such a hoe innit.

by Xxest96xX July 9, 2018