spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

spanky for my hangdown

Vagina for my penis.

I gonna get some spanky for my hangdown.

by Blind Willie Mootz December 12, 2010

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

Spanky with Preston

The occasion when you have sex with a completely random girl that you drown in sweat, and being unable to bust because you are so shitfaced.

It was like I was having Spanky with Preston, eww!

by El Pene de Preston July 3, 2020

Spanky-handy

Totally awesome!

That is a spanky-handy brochure you just designed!

by KJ718 February 5, 2009

spanky love

When someone enters a room, and all attention is drawn toward him, like some kind of freaky space meteor magnet, he assumes the persona Spanky Love.

This guy walked into the bar, downed my scotch, and took my girl. That's some Spanky Love shit right there.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 31, 2016