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twank spanker

When two white little petite boys, strip each other down too nothing. One bends the other over in doggy style putting ones genitals into other boys anal glands while lightly licking their palm and spanking gooch
Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.
by KidToucher February 25, 2022
mugGet the twank spankermug.

Spanker 5000

my netherite shovel with sharp 5 and unbreaking 3

it can kill
(insert player name here) was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using Spanker 5000
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ January 8, 2021
mugGet the Spanker 5000mug.

yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser
by crackerlicious December 18, 2009
mugGet the yank spankermug.

spankers

(UK Northern) Adjective: A description of a newly bought item, as in 'brand-spanking-new'.

See also: preggers (pregnant), bonkers (mad), Cheggers (beloved tv presenter)
Don't walk in the mud with those shoes, they're spankers
by papajonesjr March 26, 2021
mugGet the spankersmug.

Spanker

Also referred to as SPNKR, this term is used to define something that transcends the rank of "banger" and one ups the phrase "this slaps"
"Macintosh Plus is an absolute spanker of a song
by hingedurethra February 10, 2020
mugGet the Spankermug.

Spanker

A very fine person or "thing"

#spanker
"That's a spanker of an idea!"
by xxDodgeXX June 22, 2018
mugGet the Spankermug.

Pingo-Spanker

Pingo Spanker is the non-formal definition of someone whom, when sees an opportunity, will scream Pingo, and spanks the person in front of them.
Pingo; is slang for ass.
"Oh, That motherfuckin' Pingo-Spanker hit me."
"PINGOOOOOOH" *Slaps ass*
by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019
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