spandex

the best freaking word ever! It's another word for tight.

Bob: "Did you see dwight howard's superman dunk in the Slam Dunk Contest?"

Fred: "That was so spandex, man."

by Scadoosh August 1, 2008

Spandex

A material that no one that uses urban dictionary is old enough to remember.

spandex is out of fasion

by Xx_TEV_xX June 14, 2009

spanel-face

A giant smelly cow-turd.

That cow just dropped a Spanel-face!

You are a dirty Spanel-face.

by kcullman June 10, 2010

Spandex Hunting

When you go to a public place to check out women wearing tight clothing, especially the now ubiquitous spandex yoga pants.

Hey Mark, want to go to the outlets and go spandex hunting?

by Spandex-Hunter October 25, 2020

Spandexew

When someone squeezes their XXXL body into Size 0 lime green Spandex and is confident.

"Ew, that spandexew is just ew. "
"What spandex? Ew.

by Escapeb4u March 26, 2021

Spalexen

An intense feeling of stress, jealousy, hatred, love, and happiness all in one also with a feeling of sickness in the back of your stomach, chest, and/or mouth/throat. The feeling of spalexen makes you feel like you want to audibly scream, laugh, yell, and/or cry and throw your phone, anything you are holding, or the closest thing to you. This emotion seems to be caused by something or someone you love, pain (mental or physical), being proud, panicking, and/or stress. (Keep in mind, I have no idea where this emotion I feel of comes from. It just randomly happens to me frequently and was wondering if anyone else relates!!)

*TOP GUN SPOILERS!!!*

"Hey why are you crying so loud?? You're acting like you haven't shed a tear in years."

"I'm crying loudly cause I'm feeling spalexen."

"Why are you feeling that?"

"I just watched Top Gun again and my favorite character Goose died."

by Jobow20 June 17, 2022

Spanx

An undergarment intended to make people appear thinner

Chad : Damn Chelsea your legs are so amazing!
Chelsea : Uhh thanks I work out!
Chad : Mmmm You sure do!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna come over tonight you can take off my Spanx and rub your face in my boobs and fat rolls! (Wink)
Chad : Not tonight Steve im gonna rub my face between Chelsea's leg's! Mmmm!
Chelsea : LIKE HELL YOU WILL GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAGGOT!
Steve : So Chad do you want to rub you dick on my Spanx before or after you take it off? (Wink)
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Steve : Oh Chad I Love when you talk sexual! (Wink)

by SlopNChop September 10, 2019