salon rat

women who work in salons and whose lives revolve around talking trash about other women while in salons...
generally women in their 30's who continue to dress as though they were in their 20's with glitter, animal print, rhinestones, etc.

Her intelligence only allows for conversation involving trash-talking about other women, what a salon rat!

by Marie Antoinette October 14, 2006

Spadoni

this word describes a sweet guy. a guy who is always there for for his friends and people who are closest to him. a handsome guy with beautiful eyes, eyes that you could get lost in. when he smiles you feel as though you are melting. when he hugs you, you feel invincible. he gives support where support is needed. a true friend. often having nerdy tendencies. knowing when a laugh is needed making all around him laugh at his jokes. his dedication to his country stands out to all those who have the liberty to know him.

that zach guy is such a spadoni

by duchesnegraduate December 6, 2011

Saloni

Just the one with utmost will and desire....
She cares cures,,,,,,
defining beauty of saloni is a impossible task for any one.
the god himself has made her with full dedication and conviction in his work......
few words are not enough just saloni is aditya's heart...

saloni can be used as a replacement of cure........

by Mr.Devil cooldude November 24, 2021

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

splong

A crude smoking device resembling a bong into which spliffs are placed.{hybrid of spliff and bong)

by antiplod May 26, 2003

spamoni

Vernacular commonly used to replace the popular phrase, "Thats what she said." When referring to a sexual insinuation.

" And now up pops the tool bar." "Spamoni!"

"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"

by silence do good already May 26, 2009

Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008