Someone with an IQ over 30

One who lies about their IQ to try and make a clever point about something they never understood.

I'm someone with an IQ over 30. I don't like football fans because my friends were football fans and when I said I didn't like football they all pointed at me and called me names. Now I just sit at home writing mean things about them on the internet coz I've got no real friends of my own... only Colin the Computer, he's my friend. He's never mean to me. THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!!

by The Ever So Polite Football Fan June 19, 2003

someone just got egg

based on the latest Egg card advers in the UK, where when someone gets an egg card, something incredibly dumb happens elsewhere.

*Jack falls flat on his face after reaching the top of a flight of stairs*
John: Well, someone just got egg

by Tartarus January 7, 2006

someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.

Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

someone tells me you've been

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.

"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.

Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

by Chris December 15, 2004

someone to the right of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the right of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the right of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017