The act of taking your hand, placing it between a woman's or a man's inner thighs and slapping it from side to side like a wild salmon swimming up stream during spawning season. In the process one must yell "wild salmon"!!!
by mystical clitoris January 1, 2009
Get the wild salmon mug.A leg of salmon is usually used as a joke in the work place and is generally used to test the gullibility of a new employee. It starts off by the manager or someone of senior authority asking the unsuspecting employee to carry out a personal favour for them. In this case the boss has asked the new employee if he/she minds going to the fish mongers to collect the leg of salmon that the boss had ordered earlier. Wanting to impress his/hers new boss the new employee (not giving a second thought of what he/she has been asked to do) willingly obliges to go on the errand only to be told by the fishmonger (in the tone of 1+1=2) that salmon don't have legs and return back to their place of work (usually to be greeted by hysterical laughter) looking as pink as a salmon.
Boss: "Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Yes Sir."
Boss: "Could I ask a favour?"
Jimmy: "Certainly Sir."
Boss: "The CEO has called a meeting this afternoon and I have ordered a leg of salmon from the fishmongers over the road, please could you collect it for me, as I wont have time after the meeting. All you have to say is "I have come to collect the leg of salmon reserved for Mr Smith".
Jimmy: "Oh yes Sir. I'll do it straight away Sir."
Jimmy: "Yes Sir."
Boss: "Could I ask a favour?"
Jimmy: "Certainly Sir."
Boss: "The CEO has called a meeting this afternoon and I have ordered a leg of salmon from the fishmongers over the road, please could you collect it for me, as I wont have time after the meeting. All you have to say is "I have come to collect the leg of salmon reserved for Mr Smith".
Jimmy: "Oh yes Sir. I'll do it straight away Sir."
by hteb78 October 19, 2014
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An Olympian from Australia who gets all the bitches. He's blonde, cool and knows how to have a good time. His rockin' bod combined with his dynamic personality makes him a great catch.
Girl 1: Do you see that fast Aussie??? He's soooo cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, his accent is so adorable! I want him!!!!!
Guy 1: Me too! I wish he was gay...
Girl 1: Must be Steven Solomon.
Girl 2: Yeah, his accent is so adorable! I want him!!!!!
Guy 1: Me too! I wish he was gay...
Girl 1: Must be Steven Solomon.
by UK Girl November 17, 2012
Get the Steven Solomon mug.by Brian 6[5+4) June 17, 2008
Get the salmon eyes mug.The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.
"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"
by Pauldonyc September 25, 2012
Get the Subway salmon mug.A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.
Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011
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