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softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick
William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.
by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014
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Softball Players

A hard working, compassionate, loving, competitive, sister like, funny, and their normally good dancers, girls/women. They play the sport softball. They are also very smart.
by Softball_Babe07 November 3, 2018
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softball ass

Ofter refers to males lacking an ass. Or having an ass so small when you grab it, it feels as though you're cupping a padded softball.
John you have a softball ass.
by Roudy June 25, 2006
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softball stamp

When a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). The ball then bounces or takes a "bad hop" and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. The threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.
Skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. Spence hit a hard ground ball in Skip's direction and it softball stamped him. Skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.
by skippyt May 22, 2008
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softball large

A girl with a large frame who is thick around the middle.
She's not fat and flabby. She looks athletic but not slim.
"That girl isn't fat, she's softball large"
by Z Dubs May 24, 2006
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softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)
"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"
by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006
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softball mom

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.
That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!
by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014
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