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spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.
Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007
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spoodering

"To skeet on a girl's back and put a sheet on her to make her look like a superhero."
"The only reason your ex won the PornHub costume contest is because we were spoodering last night."
by Melvin Sploogetski March 10, 2016
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Studdering

A group of girls on a hormone high searching for some studders (studs or hot guys).
Hormone high girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Hormone high girl #2: Studdering, want to come?
by Thaswassup. November 17, 2010
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Snuddering

1. The act of snoodling with a mix of the dutch rudder.
2. When a uncircumsized and a circumsized penis meet at the tip of the head and then the foreskin of the uncircumsized penis is pulled over the the circumsized penis and held in place as if ready to masturbate by the circumsized individual while the two individuals move their hips back and forth and the uncircumsized individual has his hand placed on the forearm of the circumsized individual for support.
3. When a uncircumsized and a circumsized penis meet at the tip of the head and then the foreskin of the uncircumsized penis is pulled over the the circumsized penis and held in place as if ready to masturbate by the circumsized individual while the uncircumsized individual places his hand on the forearm of the circumsized individual and proceeds to jerk each other off simultaneously with the foreskin of the uncircumsized individual.
WOW, I heard that Burt and Ernie tried snuddering...totally gay muppets!!!
by *Ğħø§ŧ*Ŵŕïŧēŕ* August 25, 2009
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Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019
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Spadering

A term my neighbor uses instead of "spaying."
I am spadering my dog this weekend.
by Brittnaaaay March 15, 2011
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Snydering

To constantly blame others for something that is your own fault. Especially when it comes to academic shortcomings.
Andrew: I got a 54 on that exam. It was such bullshit. He graded it way too harshly.

Christian: If you had studied harder you would have done better. It's your own fault. Stop Snydering!
by BenBenPCP June 5, 2013
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