Solonoid

You think that this is a chemistry term but you are wrong. A Solonoid is the smaller version of a Solomon. He is black and is from Zimbabwe and most likely is an import. He doesn't know where or who his dad is but he is happy cause he gets $100 in the mail every month. Solonoid can often be found in two lines; the welfare line and the KFC line. He loves his state house which gets turned into a "Chemistry Lab" by his "Uncles". His monkey senses get activated in the bush

Oh Solonoid, Monkeying around as usual! Solonoid, was that you in the KFC line yesterday? Solonoid, did you tip a stripper with food stamps last night?

by Welfare Officer September 24, 2017

Salomon

A Realy nice dude he is very good looking and helps everyone he is very smart and does well in school whenever somebody is in need he will help right away he is a very loyal person and not a fake friend he likes to eat sushi a lot and takes pictures of his food

I want to be a Salomon

by Turtles 1234567 February 28, 2019

Solodolo

Lonely stoner

Mr. Solodolo by Kid Cudi

by thee real p. duddy January 18, 2010

Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.

"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!

by Sharone B January 28, 2009

Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.

"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."

by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005

Iron solomon

Arguably the best battle rapper in history, destroys his opponents with lines that are obviously not pre-written, he addresses the previous verse(see the shirt-n-tie battle, when he disses critical). His punchlines often have the other rappers giving him daps mid-rhyme He is often overlooked because he is overweight(he'll admit it), white, and wears glasses

In Iron solomon's his battle against Math:
"Fuck Math, I'll get my vengeance with words
Sentences, verbs and paragraphs,
If I'm Slim Shady, i guess there will be nothing After-Math "

by Steady killer July 26, 2009

Solomon

sexy ass sorcerer who can and will ruin your life and take you away from your precious demons just with one smooth move of his. also he can’t cook to save his life.

solomon is so sexy omfg
i know man i wanna suck his fat cock

by schlongsucker August 12, 2020