by passtheice September 27, 2020
Get the Snookermug. I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
Get the Bastard Snookermug. The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots
Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Kick (Snooker):
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011
Get the Kick (Snooker)mug. 
A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.
It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister
Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
Get the Mongolian Snooker Cuemug. Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it
1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.
by Ninja Clan Lord April 24, 2017
Get the snooker be damnedmug.