Snooper-looper

You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.

Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit

Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper

by Yo-yo u a man January 19, 2021

Hotdog Snooter

When someone does a line of coke off some dudes dick.

Mason got on his knees and gave Cash a hotdog snooter

by Awesome H Dog December 11, 2007

Rope snooker

The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.

Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.

I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.

by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016

Boggle Snoozer

Saying goodbye to the people around you in an informal way. (Bye bye, losers!)

"Hey, you boggle snoozer!"

by AshtonTheSeagull November 2, 2022

smoofer

this word can substitute for any word that may not be appropriat to say at a particular time or place. if you are talking to someone about something private and dont want otehr people to understand what you are saying say SMOOFER!!!

i went home today and had me a nice smoofer

chris and me smoofered for almost 2 hours last nite!

pass me the smoofer

by Brittney Campbell May 10, 2005

Snooker

It is a sport requiring the highest level of, practice, accuracy, patience, determination and positivity that can be imagined. I could say I dislike the physical play of the game too, but I don't watch it for that. I watch it to witness things other people only wish they could pull off doing anything else in the world. Facing odds only masters of their own fates can prevail against. Saying it is lame is just an empty opinion. (:

This younger snooker player is of a rare kind. Over many many years, you will always come across this type at least once, where he brings his ''Practice Table Game'' to the championship games, some say, the most dangerous player is the player, playing just for fun. Winners of any world championship are living proof that they are masters of their own fates.

by Alex - England May 24, 2011

spoofer

A teller of tall tales that often happened to a friend of a friend and therefore cannot be substantiated.

Bod: One of Mungo's mates woke up in a bath full of ice cubes minus a liver and...
Graham: Ohh shut up Bod, if you can prove that happened you can give me a Len Brennan!!

by Anonymous October 3, 2003