National Singles Awareness Day

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

Single Mom Ego

Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.

"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

singletrack

A narrow, single lane trail.

The singletrack on Morninglory rocks because it is fast and technical to ride on a mountain bike.

by mikwat May 22, 2004

half single

The Boy/girl you like also likes you, meaning your half single, not taken or taken yet but may soon be.

yea im half single

by 667743annonymous March 11, 2017

single pringle

Someone who is single (obviously) but handles it well and doesn't freak out about their lack of bf/gf. Usually used by teenagers for relationship statuses or bios on social networks. Funnier alternative to "single and ready to mingle"

Relationship status: Imma single pringle ;p

by aabigailrose October 12, 2013

Single Eddy

A solitary pint. Can just be shortened to an 'Eddy.' Could be applied to one of anything.

Come for a beer after work Tony.

Oh go on then - but just a Single Eddy mind.

OR

"Hardly a great break from Ronnie O'Sullivan - he's only managed an Eddy!"

by Vag1 October 3, 2008

sniggledorf

to intentionally pull your own pants down sit on a solid surface of some sort and fart. sniggledorfing is done in order to make the most noise and or best noise out of your fart. works well on metal wet surfaces.

after swimming sal had to fart so he squatted over the pool and sniggledorfed the meniscus of the water

by ballhairss November 8, 2009